Iā€™m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

Iā€™m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

Commentary:
“Oops, my bad! Note to self: biting is not an approved flirting technique. 🦷😅 Maybe stick to the basics next time, like compliments or a charming smile! 😉”

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