In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

Commentary:
"Your Honor, I plead innocence by virtue of holiday confusion! πŸ₯ŠπŸŽ Who knew Boxing Day involved gifts, not rounds in the ring? Just a little mix-up, nothing to knock me out over πŸ˜„πŸ’Ό #LegalMishaps"