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"Your Honor, I plead innocence by virtue of holiday confusion! 🥊🎁 Who knew Boxing Day involved gifts, not rounds in the ring? Just a little mix-up, nothing to knock me out over 😄💼 #LegalMishaps"

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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