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"Your Honor, I plead innocence by virtue of holiday confusion! 🥊🎁 Who knew Boxing Day involved gifts, not rounds in the ring? Just a little mix-up, nothing to knock me out over 😄💼 #LegalMishaps"

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Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

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Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

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I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

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I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

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Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

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If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

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If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

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If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

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My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

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Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

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Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

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I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

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I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

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This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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