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"Your Honor, I plead innocence by virtue of holiday confusion! 🥊🎁 Who knew Boxing Day involved gifts, not rounds in the ring? Just a little mix-up, nothing to knock me out over 😄💼 #LegalMishaps"

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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