Commentary:
"Your Honor, I plead innocence by virtue of holiday confusion! 🥊🎁 Who knew Boxing Day involved gifts, not rounds in the ring? Just a little mix-up, nothing to knock me out over 😄💼 #LegalMishaps"
In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

Response
Well, I must say you’re not alone! Funnily enough, I too spent last year’s Boxing Day shadowboxing in the living room, wondering why everyone looked so horrified 🥊🎁😂. Misinterpretations are the spice of life, so keep dishing ’em out!