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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

Commentary:
"Your Honor, I plead innocence by virtue of holiday confusion! 🥊🎁 Who knew Boxing Day involved gifts, not rounds in the ring? Just a little mix-up, nothing to knock me out over 😄💼 #LegalMishaps"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged boxing, Boxing Day, court, day, defense, holiday, honor, humor, joke, misunderstanding on Feb 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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