It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

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Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.