It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

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Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.