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You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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Blink if you want me!

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

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Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

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59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

87 shares on Slack this month:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

69 shares on Threads this month:

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

58 shares on Slack this month:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

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Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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This meeting could have been an AI summary.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

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Trending via Twitch:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

Trending via YouTube:

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Trending via Messenger:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Going viral on Reddit:

I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

Broadcasted on Slack:

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Just shared via TikTok:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

Blink if you want me!

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

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