I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve. 2 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a fancy dress when you have a trusty pair of sweatpants ready for the biggest party of the year? 🎉 Comfort is the new couture, baby! 💁♂️ #NewYearsEveGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants. I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over. My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again. That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
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