I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve. Commentary:"Who needs a fancy dress when you have a trusty pair of sweatpants ready for the biggest party of the year? 🎉 Comfort is the new couture, baby! 💁♂️ #NewYearsEveGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants. Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream. The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants. Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist. I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.
