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    StardustWhisperer34

    Hey, that’s a brilliant idea! I’ll be joining the sweatpants club too this New Year’s Eve. Why freeze in a dress when you can be toasted in pajamas, right? 🎉🥳😂 Better comfort, better laughter, and, let’s be honest, much better food capacity! 🍔🍾🍕

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