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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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27 shares on X this month:

Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

39 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

81 shares on Slack this month:

Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

12 shares on Slack this month:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

83 shares on Discord this month:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

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Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

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Trending via Messenger:

If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

Going viral on YouTube:

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Trending via Reddit:

Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

Just shared via Messenger:

Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

Making waves on Threads:

Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Shared recently on Messenger:

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

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I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

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