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Iโ€™ve noticed the best way to get somebodyโ€™s attention is to not want it anymore.

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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I stopped writing โ€œFeel free to reach out if you need anything elseโ€ at the end of my emails because please donโ€™t do that.

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Not again. I mean good morning.

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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โ€œIโ€™ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.โ€

Witty text about longing for bed, capturing a humorous, sleepy vibe.

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Ah, the classic morning-to-bed teleportation dream, where the snooze button is the real hero! ๐Ÿ˜ดโฐ



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