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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

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I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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That fight could’ve been an email.

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Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

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The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

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“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

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“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

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Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

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My wife has the worst taste in men.

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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