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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I ca…

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I ca…

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"Words of wisdom from a harmonica connoisseur: Buying a used harmonica is like sharing a toothbrush, just don't do it! 🎶🚫 #MusicHumor #HygieneFirst"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, best, buy, ever, give, harmonica, humor, i, learning, lot, music, never, over, someone, used on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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