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Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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Farting, but with eye contact.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.