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I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Witty joke about tech frustration and forgetfulness in a humorous text.
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Commentary:
Sounds like my relationship with my plants – I forget them, they forget me! 🌱🤦‍♂️🧠

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