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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Commentary:
"Who knew that salads and squats could turn me into a grumpy grouch?! πŸ₯—πŸ’ͺ Better watch out, I might throw my kale smoothie at you next! πŸ˜‚ #HealthyLiving"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged change, crappy, diet, eating, exercise, exercising, health, humor, lifestyle, mood, sarcasm, sudden, why, wondering on Mar 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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