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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

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My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

64 shares on X this month:

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

46 shares on Discord this month:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

39 shares on Discord this month:

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

83 shares on Threads this month:

Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Live, laugh, leftovers.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

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If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

Going viral on Instagram:

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The feminine urge to start a coven.

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I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Making waves on Facebook:

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Just landed via Instagram:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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