Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppJust did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail. The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream. The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes. There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late. A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.
