Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew filling out forms could be a crime spree? ππ #TaxFraudInTraining" Related funny posts π I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, βwhoβd he kill?β Couples who finish each otherβs sentences have killed before and will kill again. The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly. People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner whoβs deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying. Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.