Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Parenting tip of the day: Forget textbooks, just hand over the iPad! 📱👦👧 Who needs math when your kid could be gearing up to battle cyborgs in the future anyway? 🤖💥 #ParentingWin #CyborgFighters"

cyborg, fight, fighting, future, give, humor, iPad, just, kids, parenting, screen, screen time, technology, time

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Funny Quotes Collections

✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

79 shares on WeChat this month:

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

26 shares on X this month:

The 70s, 80s, and 90s were the best decades – so many memories, no evidence.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

49 shares on TikTok this month:

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Instagram:

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

Shared recently on YouTube:

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

Going viral on YouTube:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

Just landed via YouTube:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Seen just now on Discord:

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

Seen just now on Telegram:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

Spotted on Discord:

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Spotted on Twitch:

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨