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My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

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Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

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I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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Your pronouns should be get/help.

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Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.