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Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

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Clearly, Lois needs to schedule an eye exam. 🦸‍♂️👓💋

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