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Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

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Please hesitate to reach out.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

Just shared via Facebook:

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Going bananas on WeChat:

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.

Breaking via Twitch:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

Trending via Threads:

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

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I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Clever quote about middle children’s adult antics amid sibling chaos, humorously capturing family dynamics.
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Middle children be like: "Hey, remember me? I'm still here!" 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ Always caught in the siblings' saga like a middle child sandwich… 🥪 At least we've mastered the art of patience and negotiation! 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ #MiddleChildSyndrome #JustTryingToBeSeen

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87 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

70 shares on X this month:

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

49 shares on Slack this month:

Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

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I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

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I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

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Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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Making waves on Threads:

Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

Shared recently on Facebook:

In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

Making waves on Threads:

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

Just shared via WeChat:

It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.

Going viral on Reddit:

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Just shared via Twitch:

I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

Just shared via TikTok:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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