My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table? Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Cats have an MBA in blaming others. Next, they'll demand an apology letter and a spotless résumé. ☕😹 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off. Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together. My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that. The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table. I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?