My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

43 shares on Discord this month:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

74 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

78 shares on Threads this month:

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

38 shares on Threads this month:

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.