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My immune system told me itโ€™s a lover not a fighter.

My immune system told me itโ€™s a lover not a fighter.

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"Looks like your immune system is all about spreading love, not germs! ๐Ÿ’•๐ŸฅŠ Who knew it had such a romantic side? ๐Ÿ˜„ #ImmuneSystemGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged fighter, health, humor, immune, immune system, lover, me, personality, system on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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