My immune system told me itโs a lover not a fighter. Commentary:"Looks like your immune system is all about spreading love, not germs! ๐๐ฅ Who knew it had such a romantic side? ๐ #ImmuneSystemGoals" Related Funny Quotes ๐ค I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker. I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things. Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur. The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy. I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.