My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning. I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things. Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”
