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Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

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Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

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I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.