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You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

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Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.