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The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

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1 month ago

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I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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2 months ago

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Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

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5 months ago

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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1 month ago

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Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

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1 month ago

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Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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81 shares on Discord this month:

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

55 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

71 shares on X this month:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

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People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

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I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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Trending via Facebook:

Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

Live now on Twitch:

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

Freshly posted on Discord:

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Live now on YouTube:

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

Trending via Facebook:

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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