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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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"Capitalization and punctuation are important, folks. Otherwise, you'll end up with a sentence that's both hilarious and terrifying! Remember: Commas save lives, but they can also spice up your family barbecue 🍔🤣 #PunctuationMatters"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged comma, commas, eating, family, favorite, food, grammar, humor, joke, miscommunication, things on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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