Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side Iโ€™m on?

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side Iโ€™m on?

Commentary:
โ€œLiving in a shared space: where listening to arguments through the walls becomes a whole new form of entertainment ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŽถ #NeighborDramaโ€

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