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โ€œPTOโ€ stands for โ€œprepare the othersโ€ because you’re not gonna be there.

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Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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None of this is happening. Itโ€™s all in your phone.

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Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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Math is like Chinese to me.

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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Cancel culture has been canceled.

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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side Iโ€™m on?

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side Iโ€™m on?

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