Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.