Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When she's giving you all the signs but still sends you straight to voicemail! ππ #SkillfulSwerve" Related Funny Posts π€ No one flirts better than a guy whoβs not interested in you. Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations. Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends. Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay. Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.