Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.