Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny… Commentary:"Me skipping the midnight cookie: tomorrow, I'm expecting to wake up as a runway model. 😂🍪💃" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny. You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”. I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad. Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.