Not eating the cookie Iβm craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Me skipping the midnight cookie: tomorrow, I'm expecting to wake up as a runway model. ππͺπ" Related Funny Quotes π€ Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, thatβs why youβre skinny”. Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet. Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless. I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.