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Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny…

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny…

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"Me skipping the midnight cookie: tomorrow, I'm expecting to wake up as a runway model. 😂🍪💃"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged better, cookie, craving, diet, eating, humor, i, loss, motivation, self-control, skinny, temptation, tomorrow, wake, weight, weight loss on May 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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