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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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