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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Going viral on X:

Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later.

People text you when you look good in photos.

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When your inbox is empty, you start to wonder if your camera is in witness protection 😂📷✨

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I only drink when I people.

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Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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98 shares on Instagram this month:

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

60 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

62 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

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Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

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So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Live now on Twitch:

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

Trending via Threads:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

Trending via Instagram:

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Spotted on Messenger:

Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

Making waves on Messenger:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

Breaking via YouTube:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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People text you when you look good in photos.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I only drink when I people.

Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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