Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer. Commentary:"Who needs a power bank when your face is already draining all the energy around you? ππ #UglyButSavingBatteryLife" Related Funny Quotes π€ Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one. Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly! At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%. My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.
