Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPerks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low. Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly! Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one. Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?