Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.