Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a power bank when your face is already draining all the energy around you? 😂🔋 #UglyButSavingBatteryLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low. Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one. Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly! If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.