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  • Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”
  • This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.
  • Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.
  • I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.
  • I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.
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