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"Ah, the undeniable truth about politicians and diapers – they both need changing frequently because they're full of *bleep*! 💩😂 Let's hope one of them doesn't end up in the laundry by mistake! 👖✨"

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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2 months ago

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Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

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5 months ago

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Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

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2 months ago

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You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

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5 months ago

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79 shares on TikTok this month:

When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

23 shares on Slack this month:

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

13 shares on Discord this month:

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

91 shares on Telegram this month:

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

17 shares on Facebook this month:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

74 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

Trending via Twitch:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

Trending via YouTube:

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

Spotted on Instagram:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Trending via YouTube:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

Freshly posted on Slack:

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

Just shared via Twitch:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

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