Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPoliticians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other. It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster. I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am. Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.