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Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

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Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people โ€œThanksgivingโ€ when they send me a recipe or directions.

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I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for โ€œdumpster fireโ€?

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Cool times create cool guys.

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

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Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

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I always say "essentially" when I want to sound like I almost graduated from my TED Talk binge-watching university ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜„

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