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The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.