Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

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Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.