Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night. I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3. If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?” Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.