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"Ah, the eternal dilemma of human existence: To work or to nap, that is the question. 🤔💤 Who needs productivity when you can have a cozy blanket and a good snooze, right? 😂 #NapQueen #DecisionsDecisions"

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78 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

11 shares on Discord this month:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

35 shares on X this month:

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

59 shares on Discord this month:

The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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You can reach me by butterfly.

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Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

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Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

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Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

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Shared recently on Discord:

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

Breaking via TikTok:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

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If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

Breaking via TikTok:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Just shared via Facebook:

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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