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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

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I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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I hope my email finds you enraged.

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Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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Asking Santa Claus for nudes.