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"Ah, the eternal dilemma of human existence: To work or to nap, that is the question. 🤔💤 Who needs productivity when you can have a cozy blanket and a good snooze, right? 😂 #NapQueen #DecisionsDecisions"

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I was dropped as an adult.

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Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

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I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

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My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

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I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

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She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

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People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

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I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

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“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

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After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Keep the laugh going 😂

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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