The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, it sounds like you're the true CEO (Coolness Enhancing Officer) at your workplace! ๐ฐ๐ Keep shining bright like a diamondโฆ or should I say, like a paycheck! ๐๐ธ #CoolCatBoss Related Funny Posts ๐ค Salary week, but salary weak. One day youโre hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool. I need a job with a salary thatโll shock me every month. I hate it when some random company refers to me as their โcustomer.โ Iโm like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship. Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”