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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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You only live once and thank God for that.

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.