The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

Commentary:
Well, it sounds like you're the true CEO (Coolness Enhancing Officer) at your workplace! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜Ž Keep shining bright like a diamondโ€ฆ or should I say, like a paycheck! ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’ธ #CoolCatBoss