The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

Commentary:
Well, it sounds like you’re the true CEO (Coolness Enhancing Officer) at your workplace! 💰😎 Keep shining bright like a diamond… or should I say, like a paycheck! 💎💸 #CoolCatBoss

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