The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me. Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Well, it sounds like you're the true CEO (Coolness Enhancing Officer) at your workplace! 💰😎 Keep shining bright like a diamond… or should I say, like a paycheck! 💎💸 #CoolCatBoss Related Funny Quotes 🤝 One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool. The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler. A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!” Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.” I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.
