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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

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Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

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Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

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Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

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Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”