Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Who needs bling when you can save on the real important things like laundry detergent and toilet paper? 💸✂️ Where's the rap dedicated to that savvy shopper hustle? 🎤💰 #CouponGoals"

coupon, cutting, humor, irony, music, rap, saving, song

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

0

2 months ago

badass, bunny, cleaning, corner, dust, dust bunny, exaggeration, fear, humor, irony, real, spider, unexpected
Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

0

2 months ago

Freud, humor, mom, psychology, seriously, sexy
How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

0

3 months ago

am, anxiety, distraction, humor, i, procrastination, relax, stress, things
“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

0

2 months ago

absence, humor, joke, leave, office, others, prepare, PTO, workplace
When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

0

2 months ago

activity, behavior, close, eat, everything, food, fun, fun activity, funny behavior, games, humor, i, interaction, me, Pac-Man, party, pretend, run, social, social interaction
If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

0

3 weeks ago

addiction, caffeine, coffee, humor, imagine, just, loss, memory, much, short-term, short-term memory loss, too

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

73 shares on Telegram this month:

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

61 shares on Slack this month:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

93 shares on WeChat this month:

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Trending via Facebook:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨