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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

2 weeks ago

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

5 days ago

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

2 weeks ago

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

2 weeks ago

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

1 week ago

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In banana years, I am bread.

2 weeks ago

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32 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

16 shares on TikTok this month:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

78 shares on X this month:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

66 shares on Slack this month:

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy.

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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

Just landed via Twitch:

Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

Trending via Telegram:

I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

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I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

Trending via Snapchat:

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

Live now on Twitch:

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

Making waves on X:

Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.

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There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

In banana years, I am bread.

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