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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

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Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

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I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

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A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.

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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

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Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

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