There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.