There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?