There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.