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Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

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If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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I put the mess in domestic.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.