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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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Maybe you should embark on a strange journey.

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I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

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Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Going viral on Telegram:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I’m sick of waking up thinking about the government, and going to bed thinking about the government.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!

Just shared via Messenger:

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

Spotted on YouTube:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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67 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

55 shares on Messenger this month:

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

79 shares on X this month:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

45 shares on Instagram this month:

Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

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Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Shared recently on Reddit:

Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Just landed via Messenger:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Seen just now on Messenger:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

Going viral on YouTube:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

Keep the laugh going 😂

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

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