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Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Commentary:
"Because who doesn't love a little extra crunch in their diet for that added 'earthy' flavor? 🍄😂 Just remember, a little dirt won't hurt… hopefully! 😉 #DirtLoversUnite"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cleanliness, cooking, dirt, eating, exactly, figure, food, humor, much, mushroom, okay, preferences, washing on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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