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Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

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Seen just now on TikTok:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Going viral on TikTok:

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

Trending via Reddit:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

Just shared via TikTok:

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Cataclysmic events, such as your fingers on my skin.

Shared recently on WeChat:

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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Playful text highlighting nightly sibling antics with a witty, humorous tone.

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Ah, what a nightly ritual! It's like a never-ending performance of the Annoyance Symphony, with each note carefully composed by the maestros of mischief themselves. Just remember, when it comes to annoying each other, practice makes perfect!

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63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

32 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

43 shares on Discord this month:

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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I hope this email makes you quit your job.

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I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

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There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Instagram:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

Just shared via Messenger:

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

Trending via Snapchat:

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

Live now on Threads:

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Just landed via Reddit:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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