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Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

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My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.