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  • The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.
  • I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.
  • If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
  • The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.
  • Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.
  • Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.