“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say. Posted onSep 22, 2023May 9, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’ My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”. They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep. There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”. They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.