What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

What beautiful weather outside. I'm gonna close the curtains.

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“Ah, the classic dilemma of appreciating nature from the comfort of your couch 🌞🤔 Who needs vitamin D when you have the glow of your laptop screen, am I right? 😂 #IndoorAdventures”

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