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77 shares on Twitch this month:

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

65 shares on X this month:

We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

98 shares on Threads this month:

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

52 shares on Telegram this month:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

Live now on Reddit:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Just shared via Facebook:

Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

Shared recently on Telegram:

The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

Just landed via Slack:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

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Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

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Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

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