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Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

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95 shares on Twitch this month:

My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

15 shares on Telegram this month:

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

93 shares on Discord this month:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

31 shares on X this month:

My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

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Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Trending via YouTube:

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Puberty was a hair-raising experience.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Making waves on Facebook:

You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

Spotted on X:

God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

Trending via Facebook:

I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

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