Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.
- Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.
- The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.
- If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.
- Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.