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Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

Going viral on Slack:

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Making waves on WeChat:

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Spotted on Telegram:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Breaking via TikTok:

Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Muting morons is good for your health.

Trending via TikTok:

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

Making waves on TikTok:

What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

2 weeks ago

Witty quote about judging art and artists humorously highlighting their personalities versus skills.

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🎨 When the artist is sweeter than a candy store but their art leaves you feeling sour 🍬😜 It's like getting a hug from a unicorn with bad breath – you appreciate the gesture, but maybe keep your distance from the masterpiece! 🦄🖌️ #ArtisticDilemmas

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57 shares on Pinterest this month:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

69 shares on TikTok this month:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

91 shares on Slack this month:

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

38 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

96 shares on Slack this month:

Hang in there, it gets worse.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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10 folks are currently checking 👀

The best addition to any essay is, of course, a condescending tone.

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The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

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And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

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The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Spotted on Telegram:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

Going viral on YouTube:

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

Spotted on Reddit:

Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.

Shared recently on Instagram:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

Breaking via TikTok:

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

Spotted on Reddit:

Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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