Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening. Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Your secrets are totally safe with me 💬🙉 I wasn't even listening, let alone storing them in my mental vault 🤫🔒 Whoops, did I just reveal my impeccable memory skills? 😂 #SelectiveHearing" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust. The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom. No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once. Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe. Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.
