There’s nothing better than sharing good food with great friends — except maybe not sharing it at all. Whether it’s stolen fries, canceled dinner plans, or group chats about brunch that never happens, these funny food and friends quotes capture the delicious chaos of friendship. So grab a snack, text your favorite foodie, and dig in. 🍕👯‍♀️

Fries, Friendship, and Funny Food and Friends Quotes 🍟

• My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at him.
• I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it weird if I use the same speech?
• I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. Just me and pizza.
• My friends have canceled our dinner plans two times in a row, so now I’m in a toxic relationship with my microwave.
• “I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours.” — the most dangerous friendship lie.
• I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but she didn’t notice Clark Kent eating lunch every day without taking off his glasses.
• My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other one ate it. I guess that’s friendship.
• You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess that’s why I eat alone.
• In general, I like company, but not when I am eating.
• My best friend is married and buying a house. I’m just buying snacks.
• The streets are not for me. I belong in an enclosed space with food and people who don’t judge how I eat it.
• Strange new trend at the office. People putting friendship bracelets on their lunch boxes.
• That one friend who has a dangerously loose grip on portion control — I salute you.
• You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, they hallucinate people as food? Yeah, that’s me at brunch.

And there you have it — 14 hilarious reminders that friends and food are the ultimate combo (especially when you’re not the one sharing). Whether you’re splitting fries or splitting sides laughing, these funny food and friends quotes prove that calories shared with friends don’t count — but memories definitely do. 🍔❤️