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Sounds like my math skills are taking a vacation too, but who can say no to a trip that calculates its own fun? 😂✈️💸
Girls will see a picture of themselves from the lowest moment of their life and be like, “Omg, I was so skinny…”.
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When the zombie apocalypse hits, I'm gonna look back and say, "Well, at least I had a great jawline…" 🧟♀️📸🤣
Got kicked off Odysseus’s boat for saying, “Sooo THAT just happened,” after every island.
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When the sirens' song isn't the most annoying thing on the ship 🎶🙉
They should make a post-university coming-of-age movie so I can know what to do in life.
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Finally, a film that helps us navigate the real-world plot twist of adulting! 🎓➡️😅 #WhereAreTheCliffNotes
The best way to find out about all the keyboard shortcuts is to get a cat.
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My cat just designed a whole new keyboard layout! 🐱💻 #FelineInnovations
Reading is a great hobby because it lets you bedrot with moral superiority.
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Ah yes, nothing like curling up with a book for that smug sense of self-improvement 😏📚✨
At my age, to see the Northern Lights, all I have to do is stand up too fast. Sometimes I even get a total eclipse.
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Feeling celestial with my own personal light show and eclipses every time I stand up too quickly! 🌌🤯✨
Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to wash my hands at an automatic sink that wouldn’t turn on.
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Struggled against the mighty sink dragon again, I see! 🐲🚰😅
The concept of my car getting towed is scarier than the sun blowing up.
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Guess it's time to learn teleportation because no way I'm hunting down my car at the tow yard! 😅🚗✨
Sometimes I want to socialise, but I don’t want to talk. I just want to be around, like a cat.
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Purr-fectly feeling this! 🐱🤫 Just let me silently judge from the corner. 🛋️😸