Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth. Posted onMay 26, 2026
When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later. Posted onMay 26, 2026
I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it. Posted onMay 26, 2026
We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset. Posted onMay 26, 2026
Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends. Posted onMay 26, 2026
Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it. Posted onMay 26, 2026
Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep. Posted onMay 26, 2026
I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only. Posted onMay 26, 2026
Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it. Posted onMay 26, 2026
Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal. Posted onMay 26, 2026
I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies. Posted onMay 26, 2026
People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.” Posted onMay 26, 2026