Why did Harry Potter’s aunt and uncle go like, ‘I hate this little shit, let’s keep him in a closet and abuse him… oh, but he’s squinting a bit when he reads, better take him to the optometrist and get him glasses’?

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When someone says they're strict but make sure you can *see* their rules clearly 😂👓📚

You are born in the one period of human history where you can go on the computer all day. Your ancestors never had that opportunity, don’t waste it by going outside.

Commentary:
Guess our great-great-grandparents never got to experience the thrill of scrolling until 3 am—RIP their FOMO! 🌳➡️💻😆