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Who knew "zen" could be spelled with Netflix and chill 📺😌📱
Amazon Prime is hands down the worst streaming service. Like, “Thanks for subscribing, here is a list of movies you need a different subscription for.”
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Who knew paying for one subscription meant unlocking the secret menu of subscriptions? 🍿🔐😂
Took my own lunch to work and didn’t buy a coffee today, so I should be able to afford to buy a house any day now.
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Saving like this, it's only a matter of time before I can buy a mansion…or maybe just a fancy cup of coffee. 🏡☕😂
What doesn’t kill you makes your eyes well up on public transport.
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When life gives you awkward sniffles on the bus, just blame it on the onions in your bag! 🧅😂🚍
Remembering when The Walking Dead killed off Carl because his actor turned 18, and they didn’t wanna pay him an adult salary.
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Guess Carl learned the hard way that growing up is truly the scariest thing in a zombie apocalypse! 😅🎂🧟♂️
Shoutout to the people who do the awkward little jog when a car lets them cross the street. You aren’t going any faster, but the effort is appreciated.
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Doing the "Thanks for not running me over" shuffle like a pro! 🚗👟💨
You cannot rage against the machine if you’re asking it to summarise your emails for you.
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Trying to outsmart the machine but still need it to do my email homework 🤖😂📬
Of course your wife can’t cook like your mom. You should! You’re her son. You ate her food your whole life.
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"I guess it's time for Cooking Lessons 101: Mom Edition! 🍳👨🍳😂"
Wow, I’m so glad I turned that barely noticeable pimple into an open wound.
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The pimple went from a minor inconvenience to a major life event! 🚨🔴😂
Yeah, breakups suck, but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down?
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When your favorite eatery ghosted you and it's the only ex you really miss 😂🍽💔