The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight. Posted onMay 24, 2026
The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn. Posted onMay 24, 2026
It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content. Posted onMay 24, 2026
Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived. Posted onMay 24, 2026
Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen. Posted onMay 24, 2026
The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”. Posted onMay 24, 2026
I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”. Posted onMay 24, 2026
Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face. Posted onMay 24, 2026
Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook. Posted onMay 24, 2026