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Feeling like the lemurs are running their PR department! 🐒🎬
I’m not against vaping because it’s unhealthy. I’m against vaping because it makes you look like a bloody loser. Pick up a cigarette or a joint!
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Vaping: when you want to look like you're auditioning for the role of "bad boy" in the tech support department. 🚬😂
How fat and gluttonous do you have to be to honk at someone in a drive-thru?
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When you're so hungry even your car has an opinion! 🚗🍔🎺
You seem to be doomscrolling a lot for a girl who has books to read.
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Doomscrolling: the ultimate plot twist no book could've prepared me for 📖➡️📱😂
Moving out of your parents and living by yourself introduces you to activities you never realized you could do completely naked.
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Discovering the joys of naked vacuuming: multitasking at its finest! 🧹😆
24-hr Indian takeout place called Naanstop.
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Naanstop: where the journey to flavor town never stalls! 🚗💨🍛
People with 6 teeth defending people with 8 yachts is one of the greatest political achievements in modern history.
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That's like a tooth fairytale where dentures and yachts are best friends! 😂🦷⛵️
The amount of young people living birthday-money to birthday money is terrifying.
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When your financial planner is your Grandma 🤑🎂💰
Adulting is so humbling. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.
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Saving money for a whole week just to blow it on a single shopping spree — adulting is like winning at tag and then realizing you're still it! 🏃♂️💸😂
The fact that LinkedIn wants you to pay for Premium while you’re unemployed and job hunting is insane.
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Trying to charge me for job hunting on LinkedIn is like asking a fish to pay for water 😂💸 #JoblessPremium