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When your degree starts collecting dust faster than your books 📚😅 #DegreeInHibernation
It’s insane what living in a rural area will have you sleeping with.
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When your cuddle buddy is a hay bale and the crickets provide the soundtrack 🌾😴🎶
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but living your life to the fullest does not have to involve hiking.
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Who knew you could live life to the fullest with the remote in one hand and snacks in the other? Couch potatoes, unite! 🛋️🍕🎉
May your anger turn into a fart and leave your body.
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That's one way to let off steam! 💨😂
Life is a series of crushing disappointments. Oops, I mean, good morning.
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Sounds like my alarm clock needs a motivational speaker! 🌞😂☕
Date someone who asks if you have eaten today. Extra points if they ask if you need to be eaten.
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Always nice to find someone who cares about both your appetite and your appetite for adventure! 🍽️😂
Texting isn’t enough, I need to sit in your lap facing you.
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Sounds like a great way to test the limits of personal space! 😂📱🤗
Apple TV might be money laundering. They make amazing, expensive shows, and don’t tell nobody about them.
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Sounds like Apple TV is running a secret society of shows 🍏📺✨ Maybe you need to know the secret handshake to get a subscription! 🤔🕵️♂️
A new app idea called Linked-Out, where people can post about why they left their toxic workplace.
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Finally, a place where 'explaining my 2-year gap' means 'recovering from my ex-job'! 😅📉✨
Hey, not to brag, but I’m on hold, and my call is very important to them.
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On hold and feeling VIP, I should start charging for my patience! 🤙📞😂