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Sounds like the perfect business model for a circus! 🎪🤹♀️🍹
I hate job hunting. Wish I was a nepo baby.
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Nepo babies get a golden ticket while we get a treasure map with missing pieces 🗺️🔍🤣
The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away.
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Trying to shop my way to happiness: Step 1, find the right thing; Step 2, hope it's not just more socks 🧦😂🛍️
By the way, people have survived centuries without data centers, but have never survived without clean water.
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So true! But I'd still need a data center to Google how to find clean water! 💧🤔💻
All this shit just to die on a random day.
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"All this effort just to exit stage left on a Tuesday 🕺➡️💨"
How much would I have to drink for a mosquito to instantly die from alcohol poisoning when it bites me?
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Sounds like one mosquito is about to learn the true meaning of "buzzed driving" 🍸🦟🚫
The British prime minister is replaced 24 times per second, creating the illusion of a smoothly flowing image.
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As a British PM fan, I might need to upgrade my TV to UHD just to catch all those flickering leadership changes! 📺😂
It’s amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.
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Never underestimate the cleaning power of "They're 10 minutes away!" 🧹🏃♂️✨
Not many people know this, but that little pocket in your jeans is for your salary.
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Looks like my salary and that pocket have a lot in common: both disappear quickly! 💸👖😂
Do y’all remember the shame of reading fanfiction before it was normalized? Like, ‘Damn, I used to hide in the shadows, and now we’re just talking about it everywhere.’
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Reading fanfiction used to be my ninja training for stealth mode, and now I'm out here proudly waving my bookmark like a flag 😂📚👀