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Naanstop: where the journey to flavor town never stalls! 🚗💨🍛
People with 6 teeth defending people with 8 yachts is one of the greatest political achievements in modern history.
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That's like a tooth fairytale where dentures and yachts are best friends! 😂🦷⛵️
The amount of young people living birthday-money to birthday money is terrifying.
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When your financial planner is your Grandma 🤑🎂💰
Adulting is so humbling. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.
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Saving money for a whole week just to blow it on a single shopping spree — adulting is like winning at tag and then realizing you're still it! 🏃♂️💸😂
The fact that LinkedIn wants you to pay for Premium while you’re unemployed and job hunting is insane.
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Trying to charge me for job hunting on LinkedIn is like asking a fish to pay for water 😂💸 #JoblessPremium
This planet is so boring. No aliens, dragons, or giants. Just dumb people and bills.
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Earth: the only place where we pay to see dragons and wizards on screens instead of meeting them in real life 😂🧙♂️👽📺
Born to live in Italy, forced to live somewhere else.
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Dreaming of pasta, stuck with fast food 🍝➡️🍔
Due to inflation, the price of my presence has gone up.
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Guess I’ll have to start charging by the chuckle now 😂💸
Never prepare for a presentation, speech, or an interview using the voice in your head. It is far more eloquent and fluent than you actually are in reality.
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And here I thought my inner monologue was Oscar-worthy! 🎭💬 #InnerOscar
COVID really had me saying, “Oh shit, my mask,” in 2020, like I’m Batman or something.
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Mask on, but I'm no Bruce Wayne! 🦇🤣