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Looks like my salary and that pocket have a lot in common: both disappear quickly! 💸👖😂
Do y’all remember the shame of reading fanfiction before it was normalized? Like, ‘Damn, I used to hide in the shadows, and now we’re just talking about it everywhere.’
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Reading fanfiction used to be my ninja training for stealth mode, and now I'm out here proudly waving my bookmark like a flag 😂📚👀
There’s nothing that I dislike more than a failed nap attempt.
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When that nap refuses to cooperate, it’s like your bed just hit the snooze button on you! 😴🚫😂
Last stage of your iPhone is when you carry a power bank everywhere.
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When your iPhone needs more support than your old pair of jeans 😂🔋📱
Whoever invented “We should all go around the room and introduce ourselves” owes introverts financial compensation.
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Asking for my bank details, this introvert needs reparations for all those awkward moments 😅💸
Any $250k barista jobs? Tired of tech.
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When you find that $250k coffee-making gig, remember to spill the "beans"! 😂☕💸
To be financially stable, you need to disappoint women regularly.
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Guess I'm halfway to financial stability—got the disappointing part nailed! 😂💸
Women are being advised to play Disney songs when they notice a man is recording them with Meta glasses without consent because Disney music is more protected than women.
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Wow, guess it's time to start carrying a portable speaker and a Disney hits playlist for unexpected serenades! 🎶👓🔒
Leaving the club with 0 phone numbers and 0 Instagrams, cause I’m an alcoholic, not a hoe.
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Guess I left the club with more drinks than digits 😂🍹 #PartyPriorities
Perverted freak with a pure heart that only freaks when froken to.
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When your heart has more plot twists than a soap opera 📺💔🤣